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Thanks to them for being so cool and understanding. This is my whole identity, so I appreciate it.
This journo described my style as "enigmatic; a true a panther" and I hate to correct their fine work, but it’s actually "Fiona Apple in the Criminal video"
#UNPOPULAROPINION!!!!!!!
Cruelty doesn’t become permissible because it gave birth to you. Enough with the concern trolling, please.
Mine treated me poorly, and I respect myself too much to respond to them with the compassion they never gave me.
I really hate this "you only get one family" mentality.
And speaking of nasty opportunists! LOL NM ABOUT MY MOM, I spoke too soon.
Really, Martha? Terry Richardson. #k
Like seriously, high fives to everyone involved. Don’t recognize any of your names but I will soon. You’re onto something big here
There is a porno on PPV titled “Fear of Clothing in Las Vegas” and that’s the best thing I’ve ever heard, and not just bc I’m drunk
I know I talk a lot of shit but honestly this hole is still nicer than most places I’ve lived. I feel kinda affectionate towards it ...
Oh cool! Just opened the curtains and I’m looking at an alleyway that is also a cemetery. #AMENITIES
I made this whole feast and now I’m eating Dominos and a sketch vending machine dessert alone
I was not built to live in temps <60 and now my heater’s broken on Tgiving. Now spending mine at a motel in godknowswhere
Thinking of Michael Brown, his loved ones, the people of #Ferguson, and all victims of police violence today.
There is no circumstance under which a person ought to have a “clean conscience” after taking a life.
How messed up is it that I’m thankful for escaping the criminal justice system alive and unharmed?
References: 187K+ followers, Detective Marty Hart, Channing Tatum.
4. I will read a bitch to filth #comeatme
1. I dress real nice 2. I can bake brioche from scratch 3. Look at this skin
I may not be blonde or have a lifestyle empire (I should) but I’m highly qualified:
@GwynethPaltrow can I be your Blake? (Cc: @goop, Alabama King)
Y’all JAILBIRD CAKE just happened. She done did it. She went there.
What I am most grateful for this season is the Martha-Gwyneth feud and also that my mom’s not hitting me up for cash for once
Have I tweeted the #GirlsHBO season 4 trailer yet? I should have so here: youtube.com/watch?v=kB8y4Zp9UNc …