HOLD THE PHONE Y'ALL, THE MAGIC MIKE XXL TRAILER IS HERE AND IT IS EVERYTHING.
best of all, that basic ass wet blanket of nepotism brooke is gone, never to be seen again. seriously, fuck brooke. ANYWAY, it looks like that tragic combo of kristen stewart's face and skylar white's personality has been replaced with the down ass bitch this sequel deserves:
in the like four seconds of screentime she and chan share, they have a thousand times the chemistry. get money, sis! not like i even need to tell her to do that, girl is also a former stripper.
the official plot synopsis is "Three years after he retired from stripping, Mike (Channing Tatum) reunites with the rest of the Kings of Tampa for a blow-out final performance in Myrtle Beach, S.C." but lol literally who cares about the plot of magic mike? there will be dick, man thongs, twerking, pornstars acting, and i heard drag queens? but basically this:
THANK YOU, POWERS THAT BE, FOR PUTTING THE HOTTEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD IN A SEXYTIMES MOVIE. THIS IS THE 50 SHADES THAT GOTHAM NEEDS
Rumor has it that up-and-coming actress Louisa Lomax (Spring Breakers, True Detective) is in talks to play the villain in Nicolas Winding Refn's all-female horror film, The Neon Demon. Though plot details are scarce, the character, Sarah, has been described as "A cool ringleader that other girls want to follow. Envious, emotionally unstable and a tad delusional, she shows her true maniacal colors in the end." Lomax has worked with Refn before, having appeared in a brief cameo in 2011's smash hit Drive. Elle Fanning will lead; Keanu Reeves, Christina Hendricks, and Bella Heathcote have signed on as well.
im sorry are we just going to forget that this chick literally fucked strangers for money ...
yes. yes we are. because it's 2015, she is a grown ass woman, and who cares. seriously, why be mad that this industry is letting a former pornstar (who has proven herself to be smart, talented, and having an insane amount of hustle) get a bunch of c-list roles when it's excusing roman polanski and continuing to award woody allen and sean penn?
why is it that a woman who has expressed her sexuality with consent is somehow beneath this industry, but rapists and abusers are tragically misunderstood artists we should celebrate?